El Kiablo

Barreltron

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

Donkey Kong is a Transformer, too. He transforms from an ape to an ape that can throw barrels.

The Price is Right... if you are Whitey.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

After the commercial break, Peter sees if he can win Long Island in a game of Plinko.

Further reading: The guy who bought Manhattan (Peter Minuit) was replaced by a guy named Wouter Van Twiller. What a great name. Wouter Van Twiller.

A sick, twisted wedding cartoon

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

After he caught the skinned face the bride threw, Buffalo Bill knew he would be the next person to get married in a suit made of other people's flesh.

Further reading: If Buffalo Bill knew Hannibal Lecter when he was in college, I can only imagine that he knew Rasputin from high school.

Successful slash unsuccessful porn parodies

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

On the one hand, 12 angry lava men captures the nations fever to see real-life lava men without requiring them to do much acting, which they can't do very well. On the other hand, lava men can only have sex with things that you are legally allowed to melt.

Further reading: Porn that parodies 50 year old black and white legal dramas are generally failures anyway

Another pimp-my-site custom comic: David in the Dinosaur

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

Although if you worked in a time machine factory, shouldn't the sign read 'x days since we had an accident and x +1 days since we went back in time to stop that accident from happening'?

Further reading: David pimped my website to six people, so I drew him a custom comic on the theme 'David and the Dinosaur'. (Like Jonah and the whale but more violent.)

Wisdom from the ancients for men and women

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

I hear that Martha Stewart got so powerful by eating a precise mixture of hearts AND purses that only she knows.

Further reading: So this cartoon is a little sexist. But come on! It's also a little bit cannibalistic, and thats slightly worse

Robocop Four: The Waiting Table Years

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

At least he still has the robo part. When they fired me from American Gladiators, they took both my gladiator tools and my citizenship, so now neither part of my name makes sense.

Further reading: Now that Warrior has legally changed his name to Warrior, well... let's just hope that he never becomes unable to make war

Dating LolKirk Style

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

If I no can haz date, no can haz moar dinosaurs.

Further reading: This is a theme I keep returning to.

Is there a sweeter type of b-movie than the disaster movie?

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

This was such a dumb idea that when I had it I immediately felt as if I was high, even though I wasn't

Further reading: The name for this movie? Brokenback Volcano. It is sure to win several Oscars.

Dystopian sci fi makes less sense than utopian sci fi, since, after all, the future is guaranteed to be perfect

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:00:00 GMT

What good is a world of infinite sex with no stds, free drugs with no side effects, an end to unplanned death and regular free trips to the moon if I can no longer see the world's largest gopher?

Further reading: When people think of the future are they still thinking of jetpacks? Or have we moved on?